Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Worst, Part One: (Very) Guilty, Shameful Pleasures.

So this is the deal with Spencer Pratt...

He's attractive when he doesn't smile or say anything and is shirtless.  A muzzle may be used if necessary to ensure that he does not speak!  He should wear sunglasses.

I would like to have one encounter with him, exorcising me of my demon crush forever.  He'd come over, smack it for a while and then I'd insult him, force him at gunpoint to do my dishes and vacuum the floors and then I'd throw him out and holler insults down from my window as he ran away, fast, fast, faster....

I hope the attached photos of he and his filly-faced gal pal make you laugh.  I sure did.

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